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Saturday, December 17th, 2005
2:16 pm
[zerolvxkrieg]
WOO HOO
*puts on jackboots and starts screwing everything in her way*

Current Mood: hr0ny
Friday, July 2nd, 2004
10:46 pm
[names0fthedead]
Monday, May 10th, 2004
4:28 am
[justinc_1985]
Yarr!
AVAST YE, MEIN FÜHRER! WIR HABEN KEINEN SCHNITZEL!

Current Mood: silly
Thursday, February 26th, 2004
12:45 am
[names0fthedead]
names0fthedead uber alles. innit?
Friday, February 6th, 2004
12:37 am
[princessryo]
tanz mit pirate
EINS ZWEI DREI VIER
AVAST YE SWABS, KÖMM TANZ MIT MIR
EINS ZWEI DREI VIER
YO HO HO, NOT RUM BUT BEER

Current Mood: arr
Friday, January 2nd, 2004
9:00 pm
[justinc_1985]
Yarr! Ve vill make you listen to ze Laibach, ja? Yarr ja!

ACHTUNG! STUKAS! KARTOFFELKOPF! KLOTZ!

ACH! NEIN! HIMMEL! SCHEISS!



















Ausge-fucking-zeichnet

Current Mood: Germanic
Wednesday, December 31st, 2003
6:45 pm
[drreagan]
Piraten Piraten Über Alles!
6:59 pm
[rataxis]
*STOMP* *STOMP*

JA JA LECK MICH AM ARSCH

DAS IST ETWAS GUT!

AUSGEHEN RAUS RAUS! SCHNELL!

DER YARRRR!
7:36 pm
[reddragdiva]
Shanty: "Nazi Pirates Push Off"

Found in a bottle in the Caribbean. Attributed to Colonel Jack Davenport, British Navy.

Pirate is no religious cult
Pirate means stealing for yourself
You're not hard core because you line your eyes
When a proper young man lives inside your head

[Chorus:]

Nazi pirates
Nazi pirates
Nazi pirates - Push Off!
Nazi pirates
Nazi pirates
Nazi pirates - Push Off!

If you've come to pillage, get out of here
You are no better than the barnacles
We are trying to be police
When you monkey with the cops it's piracy

[Chorus]

Ten U-boats jump one, what a man
You fight each other, the Navy wins
Stab your backs when you wreck our boats
Join the navy if you've got real spunk!

You still think swastikas look grand
The real nazis run your Fatherland
They're der Fuehrer, SS and generals
In a real fourth reich you'll be der First to go

[Chorus]

You'll be the first to go
You'll be the first to go
You'll be the first to go
Unless you think ...

Thursday, January 1st, 2004
1:40 am
[micronetic]
Ich sammele badetuschen. Ich haben drei badetuschen. Wann ich gehe ins die wasser, oder ins meine schiff,ich werde meine badetuschen brauchen.
Ich gehe nicht in die disco mit meinen badetuschen. In die disco sind GOFFIKS tanzen. Goffiks ist dum.
Ich haben eines neu INDUSTRIAL PROJEKT gemacht. Es heissen "badetusche fur alles". Alles werde mussen mit eines K geschreibt. kompressor=gott. Kompressor haben eine badetuschen oder eine schiff?

achtung! ach nein! Wo bist meine badetuchen komressor? Frau carla, der badetuschen ist hinter der hund. Ach dankeschon!
Wednesday, December 31st, 2003
5:59 pm
[diffrentcolours]
Achtung!

Herr Öber! Es gibt einen Panzerbrigade in meine Suppe!



Current Mood: Flammenwerfer!
5:36 pm
[jezebel_z]
from the Bad Sex awards...
Bunker 13 by Aniruddha Bahal (Faber & Faber)

She's taking off her blouse. It's on the floor. Her breasts are placards for the endomorphically endowed. In spite of yourself a soft whistle of air escapes you. She's taking off her trousers now. They are a heap on the floor. Her panties are white and translucent. You can see the dark hair sticking to them inside. There's a design as well. You gasp.

'What's that?' you ask. You see a designer pussy. Hair razored and ordered in the shape of a swastika. The Aryan denominator...

As your hands roam her back, her breasts, and trace the swastika on her mound you start feeling like an ancient Aryan warlord yourself...

She sandwiches your nozzle between her tits, massaging it with a slow rhythm. A trailer to bookmark the events ahead. For now she has taken you in her lovely mouth. Your palms are holding her neck and thumbs are at her ears regulating the speed of her head as she swallows and then sucks up your machinery.

She is topping up your engine oil for the cross-country coming up. Your RPM is hitting a new high. To wait any longer would be to lose prime time...

She picks up a Bugatti's momentum. You want her more at a Volkswagen's steady trot. Squeeze the maximum mileage out of your gallon of gas. But she's eating up the road with all cylinders blazing. You lift her out. You want to try different kinds of fusion
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